ive been listening to a lot of starbomb and my mind is all over the place
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
jontron
jontron
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
no wtf bye
no wtf bye
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
therians
therians
4: What’s something you really want right now?
pizza
pizza
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
juj
juj
6: Do you like the beach?
nnno bc the sand gets stuck in ur vagina for like 728372 years
nnno bc the sand gets stuck in ur vagina for like 728372 years
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
yyyyes
yyyyes
8: What’s the background on your cell?
cryaotic tbh
cryaotic tbh
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
wh ta the fuckc
wh ta the fuckc
10: Do you like your phone?
not really ,, like its good bc its an iphone but it sucks bc its a 4s lmao
not really ,, like its good bc its an iphone but it sucks bc its a 4s lmao
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
no bye
no bye
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
i dont know
i dont know
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
neither but if i /had/ to pick one, probably rottweiler
neither but if i /had/ to pick one, probably rottweiler
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
emotional tbh
emotional tbh
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
zOO ,, FUCKIGNG FURRIES
zOO ,, FUCKIGNG FURRIES
16: Are you tired?
always
always
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
www
www
18: Are they a relative?
i ,, what
i ,, what
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
Hold Me
Hold Me
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
Feel my wrath
Feel my wrath
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
im going to marry jontron guys
im going to marry jontron guys
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
wHW
wHW
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
none lmao
none lmao
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
"fresh out of the but" - calem 2014
"fresh out of the but" - calem 2014
25: What’s on your mind?
danny sexbang
danny sexbang
26: Do you have any tattoos?
i have one temporary tramp stamp of danny sexbang's face
i have one temporary tramp stamp of danny sexbang's face
27: What is your favorite color?
subtle incest undertones ((COUGH COUGH OREIMO))
subtle incest undertones ((COUGH COUGH OREIMO))
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
farts nervously
farts nervously
29: Who are you texting?
i was texting my mother earlier
i was texting my mother earlier
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
huheuh
huheuh
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
ymir is 80 years old
ymir is 80 years old
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
what the fuck yes ???¿¿¿ what is the opposite of agender please tell me
what the fuck yes ???¿¿¿ what is the opposite of agender please tell me
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
[looks at lanee and cries] wat d fuk y r u givin me mixed messages
[looks at lanee and cries] wat d fuk y r u givin me mixed messages
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
nO BYE
nO BYE
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
my grandpa has diabetes
my grandpa has diabetes
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
no lel memed on
no lel memed on
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
did you know ive never kissed anyone
did you know ive never kissed anyone
38: What do your friends call you?
chardad winks
chardad winks
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yes MYSELF
yes MYSELF
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
maybe ?/
maybe ?/
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
idk
idk
42: What is it from?
hole in one
hole in one
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
there are noises outside
there are noises outside
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
call me maybe
call me maybe
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
no but ok
no but ok
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
no bye
no bye
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
nOPE BYE
nOPE BYE
48: Do you make supper for your family?
wtf no
wtf no
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
wha t th e fufckkc
wha t th e fufckkc
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
hoodlumscrafty
hoodlumscrafty
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
my soul
my soul
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
kind of
kind of
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
my social life
my social life
55: How is your hair?
greasy and ahoge
greasy and ahoge
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
if its a school day: die
if its a weekend: die
if its a school day: die
if its a weekend: die
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
wtf
wtf
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
yes i was 6 and oblivious to my homosexual future
yes i was 6 and oblivious to my homosexual future
59: Green or purple grapes?
purple wtf
purple wtf
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
probably when i see calem
or my cousins
or both
probably when i see calem
or my cousins
or both
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
yses
yses
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
yiff my anus
yiff my anus
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
dying of starvation
dying of starvation
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
sleeping
sleeping
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
no one
i was still a cishet shithead
no one
i was still a cishet shithead
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
jon jafari and calem
also danny sexbang but he is jsut
jon jafari and calem
also danny sexbang but he is jsut
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
my mum before she left for her horse show ,, fucking furry
my mum before she left for her horse show ,, fucking furry
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
bad dragon dildos
bad dragon dildos
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
did you mean: my life
did you mean: my life
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
2
i cant handle having more than like
4 at once
2
i cant handle having more than like
4 at once
71: How many fingers do you have?
10 but i only need 3
TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK AAAYYYYYYYY
10 but i only need 3
TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK AAAYYYYYYYY
72: What is your ringtone?
i dont have one
i literally always have my phone on silent
i dont have one
i literally always have my phone on silent
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
[6th grader voice] blue waffles
[6th grader voice] blue waffles
74: Where is your Mum right now?
at a horse show ??¿¿¿?
at a horse show ??¿¿¿?
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
because hE MOVED TO SWITZERLAND
because hE MOVED TO SWITZERLAND
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
n0
n0
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
YES I HAVE KNOWN CALEM/KAYLI/SIERRA FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS NOW AYYYY
MEGAN FOR EVEN LONGER AYYY
YES I HAVE KNOWN CALEM/KAYLI/SIERRA FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS NOW AYYYY
MEGAN FOR EVEN LONGER AYYY
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
whtgb
whtgb
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
mike wazowski
but irl yes
hes in like
one of my classes
mike wazowski
but irl yes
hes in like
one of my classes
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
no
no
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
i dont like anyone tbh
i dont like anyone tbh
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
no lmao
no lmao
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
probably not
probably not
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
steve buscemi, the california raisin band, and calem probably
steve buscemi, the california raisin band, and calem probably
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
not really lmao
not really lmao
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
my phone fell out of my pocket and was [taylor swift voice] lying on the cold hard ground
my phone fell out of my pocket and was [taylor swift voice] lying on the cold hard ground
87: Who was your last received call from?
my grandparents
my grandparents
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
yES WTF bYE
yES WTF bYE
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
jontron videos
jontron videos
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
joj
joj
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
nnnnno
nnnnno
92: Do you get along with girls?
it depends
sierra is being a fuckging annoying anus at the moment
it depends
sierra is being a fuckging annoying anus at the moment
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
wg
wg
94: Does sex mean love?
what no wtf bye
what no wtf bye
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
idk
idk
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
wwwww
wwwww
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
what the fuck of course im 13 thAT IS PEDOPHILIAIAIA
what the fuck of course im 13 thAT IS PEDOPHILIAIAIA
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
ok sure
ok sure
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
no wtf
no wtf
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
wendy williams
how u doin
wendy williams
how u doin
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