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ive been listening to a lot of starbomb and my mind is all over the place

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
jontron

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
no wtf bye

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
therians

4: What’s something you really want right now?
pizza

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
juj

6: Do you like the beach?
nnno bc the sand gets stuck in ur vagina for like 728372 years

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
yyyyes

8: What’s the background on your cell?
cryaotic tbh

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
wh ta the fuckc

10: Do you like your phone?
not really ,, like its good bc its an iphone but it sucks bc its a 4s lmao

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
no bye

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
i dont know

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
neither but if i /had/ to pick one, probably rottweiler
 
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
emotional tbh

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
zOO ,, FUCKIGNG FURRIES

16: Are you tired?
always

17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
www

18: Are they a relative?
i ,, what

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
Hold Me

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
Feel my wrath

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
im going to marry jontron guys

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
wHW

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
none lmao

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
"fresh out of the but" - calem 2014

25: What’s on your mind?
danny sexbang

26: Do you have any tattoos?
i have one temporary tramp stamp of danny sexbang's face

27: What is your favorite color?
subtle incest undertones ((COUGH COUGH OREIMO))

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
farts nervously

29: Who are you texting?
i was texting my mother earlier 

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
huheuh

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
ymir is 80 years old

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
what the fuck yes ???¿¿¿ what is the opposite of agender please tell me

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
[looks at lanee and cries] wat d fuk y r u givin me mixed messages

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
nO BYE

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
my grandpa has diabetes

36: Were you single on Valentines Day? 
no lel memed on

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
did you know ive never kissed anyone

38: What do your friends call you?
chardad winks

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yes MYSELF

40: Have you ever cried over a text?
maybe ?/

41: Where’s your last bruise located?
idk

42: What is it from?
hole in one

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
there are noises outside

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
call me maybe

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
no but ok

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
no bye

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
nOPE BYE

48: Do you make supper for your family?
wtf no

49: Does your bedroom have a door?
wha t th e fufckkc

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
hoodlumscrafty

52: Does anything on your body hurt?
my soul

53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
kind of 

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
my social life

55: How is your hair?
greasy and ahoge

56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
if its a school day: die
if its a weekend: die

57: Do you think two people can last forever?
wtf
 
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
yes i was 6 and oblivious to my homosexual future

59: Green or purple grapes?
purple wtf

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
probably when i see calem
or my cousins
or both

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
yses

62: When will be the next time you text someone?
yiff my anus

63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
dying of starvation

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
sleeping

65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
no one
i was still a cishet shithead

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
jon jafari and calem
also danny sexbang but he is jsut

67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
my mum before she left for her horse show ,, fucking furry

68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
bad dragon dildos

69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
did you mean: my life

70: How many windows are open on your computer?
2
i cant handle having more than like
4 at once

71: How many fingers do you have?
10 but i only need 3
TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK AAAYYYYYYYY

72: What is your ringtone?
i dont have one
i literally always have my phone on silent

73: How old will you be in 5 months?
[6th grader voice] blue waffles

74: Where is your Mum right now?
at a horse show ??¿¿¿?

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
because hE MOVED TO SWITZERLAND

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
n0

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
YES I HAVE KNOWN CALEM/KAYLI/SIERRA FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS NOW AYYYY
MEGAN FOR EVEN LONGER AYYY

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
whtgb

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
mike wazowski
but irl yes
hes in like
one of my classes

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
no

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
i dont like anyone tbh

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
no lmao

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
probably not

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
steve buscemi, the california raisin band, and calem probably

85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
not really lmao

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
my phone fell out of my pocket and was [taylor swift voice] lying on the cold hard ground

87: Who was your last received call from?
my grandparents

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
yES WTF bYE

89: What is something you wish you had more of?
jontron videos

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
joj

91: Do you sleep with your window open?
nnnnno

92: Do you get along with girls?
it depends
sierra is being a fuckging annoying anus at the moment

93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
wg

94: Does sex mean love?
what no wtf bye
 
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
idk

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
wwwww

97: Did you sleep alone this week?
what the fuck of course im 13 thAT IS PEDOPHILIAIAIA

98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
ok sure

99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
no wtf

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
wendy williams
how u doin



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